Darren’s Top 10 Seinfeld Episodes
10. The Jimmy (Season 6)
I feel like now, people might have an issue with this episode but it’s harmless. People are stupid.
9. The Fatigues (Season 8)
“It’s tough to keep your feet dry, when you’re kickin’ in a skull.” Truer words have never been spoken.
8. The Little Jerry (Season 8)
This episode influenced me so much, I once caught a mouse at work, put it in shoebox and named it Little JB.
7. The Serenity Now (Season 9)
“WANNA BUY A COMPUTER?? NO? WHY NOT!?! All right I see, good answer.” That is how I would try and sell stuff. And that’s why I’m not in sales.
6. The Chicken Roaster (Season 8)
“Can’t you shut the shades?”
“They are shut.”
5. The Voice (Season 9)
“At which point Mr. Constanza scooped water out of Mr. Seinfeld’s glass with his bare hands and used it to wash up”
4. The Strike (Season 9)
“I like the big METAL buttons”
… I find a lot of the time I enjoy an episode for lines that don’t have much to do with the actual main story.
3. The Strongbox (Season 9)
The hiding of the key sums up Kramer perfectly for me.
2. The Muffin Tops (Season 8)
This is more about the Peterman reality bus tour then anything else. “I gotta hose the puke off the floor of the bus”
1. The Merv Griffin Show (Season 9)
The pinnacle. Complete fantasy world. It’s what the entire show was.